Skallywanker.Com

Skallywanker.com

Skallywanker: where wit meets wardrobe.

Be part of the solution

We started Skallywanker.com because we were tired of idiots. Tired of seeing them, tired
of hearing them, tired of dealing with them.
Our mission is to provide high - quality, funny, and snarky t-shirts for people who appreciate
intelligent humor and aren't afraid to wear their opinions.

Join the intellectual rebellion,
One shirt at a time.

At Skallywanker.com, our mission is to clothe the non-idiots in apparel as sharp as their wit.
We exist to provide refuge for those who've run out of eye-rolls, sighs, and polite nods
when confronted with humanity's finest examples of evolutionary regression.

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Life's too short to explain things twice

We believe life is too short to waste precious time and oxygen explaining something twice
to an idiot, or explaining to others why certain idiots shouldn't operate heavy machinery,
vote, or reproduce. Don't do it!, don't waste your time, you will NEVER get that time back.
Let our shirts do the talking for you, that's why we're here.

A public service you can be proud of!

Skallywanker.com isn't just a t-shirt company—we're a public service, and our tee-shirts
public service announcements We save relationships, prevent workplace homicides, and
reduce blood pressure nationwide by providing socially acceptable outlets for the
frustration that builds when you're the only person in the room who understands how turn
signals work.

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Because Tolerating Stupidity Is Overrated.

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Intelligence: Now Available In Cotton Blend

New Arrivals

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All our products are thoroughly tested on actual idiots for maximum impact and Insult Saturation™*

*No idiots were harmed during testing, however during lunch on salad day some did eat the contents of the silica pack that came in the bacon bits shortly before whining about the salad being "gritty"